What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye dear.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye dear.
What's long, yellow and fruity?
An apple in disguise.
What did the dog say to the tree?
bark!
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
To find Pooh.
Why did the booger cross the road?
Because he was being picked on.
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
How to you organize a space party?
You planet.
How do you start a book about ducks?
With an introducktion.
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.
What did the digital watch say to his Mum?
"Look Mum no hands."
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was a-salted.
A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
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